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Often I struggle with what I want from you,

But like a mother, I want only the best for you...

And I, just like her, would much rather be hurt myself,

Than allow much harm to pass to you.

Like your sister, I am willing to fight

Any dragon that can stand in your way,

Fight anything that can threaten to harm you,

For just like her, I pride in your accomplishments...

And I often point and say "Yeah, he's smart".

Like your girlfriend, I look at you with love,

And such an unhealthy sexual desire...

Unbridled passion to keep you close to me,

And yes, my dear, you keep me on my toes.

Such as your wife, my love,

I will support you, always.

I will help your struggles and fight through your pain...

For until death does part us,

I will forever be

All women in your life in one...

For as your friend, it is my duty to be to you

Each thing you need.